Pure-Ass Natural Skincare - Unleash the Power of Green Tea.
Okay, bitches. You're just gonna have to brace yourselves for full-on fucking amazing Badgerface Body Butter. This ain't your ordinary crap—it's pure-ass natural shit without preservatives, parabens, or nasty petroleum byproducts. No fake shit here. Got it?
Pass on Plastic - Try Zero Waste Skincare.
It's time to put that plastic cancer-in-a-bottle lotion on your nightstand under the microscope. Setting the scary ingredients label aside, what are you gonna do when the bottle's empty? Throw it away? Now there's a stone-cold bummer for you.
Our cute glass jar packaging is endlessly reusable - and recyclable - AND returnable to us, for 15% off your next order. WIN-WIN-WIN!
It looks like marshmallow fluff, but don't fucking eat it, ok? Fucking try and contain yourself.
