Size: Approximately 2 1/2 inches tall by 2 inches wide, and 4 ounces by volume.
Smells like: Juicy mango with a hint of fresh pineapple.
Ingredients: Shea butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, color (turmeric and annatto seed), mango extract, sweet orange essential oil, pineapple extract.
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