Let's be real here—sunburn is a special kind of hell. The pain, the peeling, and that nagging voice in your head making you feel like a total idiot, asking whyyy did you let this happen? It's time to shut down that sunburn suckfest once and for all, my friend.
The Ultimate Sunburn Savior.
Introducing our Don't Fry Your Ass Lotion Stick—a compact, solid superhero that fits right into your purse, ready to save your skin whenever you need it. This dope-ass super-moisturizing lotion stick is infused with kickass botanical extracts. Plus, we've packed in non-nano zinc oxide AND titanium dioxide because we don't mess around when it comes to sun protection.
Feel the Warmth, Ditch the Burn.
Listen up, beach bums! Our Don't Fry Your Ass Lotion Stick is a natural product designed to give you an SPF range of 6 to 11. We're not replacing those heavy-duty chemical sunscreens, but we are here to provide you with a sun-blocking boost. Our formula is made with 100% dope-ass natural ingredients, and we never test on animals. Plus, it's preservative-free and has zero fake shit. You're getting the real deal.
Say goodbye to crispy forearms and painful peeling. Embrace the warm weather with confidence. Trust us, your future self will thank you.
