Raise your hand if you’ve been on the receiving end of a seriously lame-ass baby shower favor. Or bridal shower favor. Some kinda fucking terrible personalized keepsake (because who wants to remember a lame fucking shower for the rest of her life?) or else those ubiquitous Jordan almonds. Because you know what no one has enough of? Inedible fucking candy.
Jesus. Give your girl friends something they might actually want: the gift of a relaxing-ass soak in a hot tubba all-natural goodness. You know they fucking need it. We got grapefruit basil, we got blueberry lavender, we got wild fucking rose. We got scents to melt the hardest of bitches, and all our bath bomb favors are made with 100% natural essential oils. And nothing is ever tested on animals.
No petroleum by-products, no parabens, no fake fucking scents. All the good stuff. No fake shit.
You down with that?