Body Butter Gift Set – Whipped Body Butter – Bath Gift Set – Bath Bomb Gift Set – Spa Gift Basket – Mom Gift – Funny Gift for Mom – Funny Gifts
This body butter gift set comes with a 4 oz jar of whipped body butter, plus a 6-oz bath bomb and a loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, just fucking open their glorious mouth and declare: you’re fucking foxy, ok? A gloriously goddamn smoldering foxy woman.
Can we talk for a minute about how that’s even possible? I mean, you do WORK. You get SHIT DONE. And it’s fucking beautiful, and impressive, but it’s still work. Yet there you are, snapping right back into the sexy beast you’ve always been How? Where the hell do you get your foxy from, woman? Because I want to know.
And while I know I should be proud of you for your generosity, your hard work, your strength of character, blah fucking blah. I really just want to be proud of your never-ending foxtitude. It’s just totally fucking epic.
– I fucking love you
– you’re a goddamn sexy beast
– you got foxy for miles
Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.
GUIDE TO SMELLS
Zen as Fuck – Green Tea
Mango Mofo – Mango
Chill the Fuck Out – Lavender Sage
Carpe that Fucking Diem – Grapefruit Basil
You da Bomb – Ginger Coconut
Boss Bitch – Blueberry Lavender
Rosy Ass – Rose
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