That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, to announce the existence of our best bitchery to the world. Had to be done. Because we’re fucking epic.
Can we talk for a minute about how UN AWESOME life would be without our friendship? I mean, who would we have to yammer at? Who would put up with us? When we were ripe and ready to engage in fuckery, who would join us? Shit would be fucking bleak without all that fuckery, I’m telling you.
So, cheers, you fabulous bitch. We’re gonna drink some drinks. We’re gonna make fuckery happen. We’re gonna share some special fucking shit, ok? And it’s going to be so goddamn memorable.
– I fucking love you
– our level of best bitchery is epic
– life would blow serious chunks without you
– we BEST BITCHES
Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.