Best Bitches Gift Set, including Lip Balm & Lotion Bar

//Best Bitches Gift Set, including Lip Balm & Lotion Bar

Best Bitches Gift Set, including Lip Balm & Lotion Bar


That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, to announce the existence of our best bitchery to the world. Had to be done. Because we’re fucking epic.

Can we talk for a minute about how UN AWESOME life would be without our friendship? I mean, who would we have to yammer at? Who would put up with us? When we were ripe and ready to engage in fuckery, who would join us? Shit would be fucking bleak without all that fuckery, I’m telling you.

So, cheers, you fabulous bitch. We’re gonna drink some drinks. We’re gonna make fuckery happen. We’re gonna share some special fucking shit, ok? And it’s going to be so goddamn memorable.


– I fucking love you

– our level of best bitchery is epic

– life would blow serious chunks without you


Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.

Product Description

Best Bitches – Best Friend Gift – Best Friends – Friendship Gift – Friend Gift for Her – Funny Gift for Her

This best friend gift includes a lotion bar and a lip balm of your choice, enclosed in a classy little envelope with your choice of label on top. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.



First, pick your product scent choices from the options in the drop-down boxes above. Then, let me know which label design you’d like on the gift box (label choices can be seen in the listing photos) in a note at checkout.

Want different products inside your gift set? Peruse our offerings here.

You can get whatever label you want on top!


Lip Balms

Berry Fucking Pink – Strawberry
Mango Motherpucker – Mango
Tart Motherpucker – Lemon
Zesty Motherpucker – Pink Grapefruit
Minty Motherpucker – Peppermint
Java Motherpucker – Coffee
Zen Motherpucker – Green tea & Honey
Posh Motherpucker – Lavender & Champagne

Lotion/Massage Bars

Lavender Eucalyptus
Ginger Coconut
Rosy Ass – Rose
Tingly as Fuck – Peppermint Eucalyptus
Kinky as Fuck – Vanilla Rose Ginger
Spicy Fucking – Cinnamon Ginger

Want alla that snarky-ass Badgerface humor in your fucking order box? Want to amuse the shit out of your fuckery loving friends? Printed item descriptions are just $.80, so hit that shit up.

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Additional Information

Weight 6 oz
Dimensions 4 x 3 x 1 in
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Lotion/Massage Bar

Spicy Fucking, Tingly as Fuck, Ginger Coconut, Java as Fuck, Kinky As Fuck, Lavender Eucalyptus, Peppermint, Rosy Ass

Lip Balm

Berry Fucking Pink, Java Motherpucker, Mango Motherpucker, Minty Motherpucker, Posh Motherpucker, Tart Motherpucker, Zen Motherpucker, Zesty Motherpucker


Best Bitches, Boss Bitch, Bridal Bitches, Calm Your Tits, Carpe that Fucking Diem, Chill the Fuck Out, Congrats, fucker, DILF, Foxy, Grown Ass Woman, Happy Fucking Birthday, Happy Fucking Wedding, Hot Mama, MILF, Missing Your Goddamn Face, Pamper Your Ass, Thanks for Putting Up With My Shit, You Da Bomb


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