That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, to let the world know that you’re a BOSS BITCH.
I’m talking for real. You’re one of the bossest bitches that’s ever bossed, ok? You just are. You’re fierce. You get shit done. You blow through roadblocks like Jackie fucking Chan, while the rest of us just watch. It’s pretty goddamn impressive.
You’ve been straight-up beasting it lately, and it’s time to cut that shit out. You might want to carry on being fucking amazing, but I won’t let you, ok? Even boss bitches need their me time. So get you some. Run a bath, pour some wine. I shouldn’t have to tell you how to fucking relax. Fuck, you’re amazing at everything, you’re probably amazing at relaxing, too. So get on it.
– you been beasting it way too hard
– all work and no play makes for frazzled bitches
– you’re pretty goddamn impressive, but
– even BOSS BITCHES need their me time
Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.