Bride to Be Gift Set, including Milk Bath, Lotion Bar, and Loofah.

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Bride to Be Gift Set, including Milk Bath, Lotion Bar, and Loofah.

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Bride to Be Gift Set – Wedding Gifts for Bride – Bride Gift from Bridesmaid – Bath and Beauty – Happy Wedding – Bridesmaids Gifts – Bridesmaid Spa

This bride to be gift set comes with a 4 oz jar of milk bath soak and a lotion bar, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Product Description

Bride to Be Gift Set – Wedding Gifts for Bride – Bride Gift from Bridesmaid – Bath and Beauty – Happy Wedding – Bridesmaids Gifts – Bridesmaid Spa

This bride to be gift set comes with a 4 oz jar of milk bath soak and a lotion bar, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

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That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, just fucking open their glorious mouth and declare: HAPPY FUCKING WEDDING!

Can we talk for a minute about how that’s even possible? I mean, literally two seconds ago we were babies, right? What the fuck? Where did that time ago, and how did this guy go from the cutie you were dating to THIS?

Who the hell knows. All I need to know is that it’s fucking excellent. I want you to be happy, I mean, like, the happiest bitch this side of a bottomless mimosa bar. And lately it seems like your happiness is tied to this upstanding dude you’re marrying. And not so much tied to the shot skis we used to do at that one bar. Mazel tov! This dude clearly sees the amazing shit in you that I’ve seen for years. He sees the inner goddess. Lucky bastard! I thought I was the only one.

To summarize:

– I fucking love you

– I want you to be the happiest bitch this side of a bottomless mimosa bar

– you’re a goddess

– HAPPY FUCKING WEDDING!

Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.

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ORDERING

First, pick your product scent choices from the options in the drop-down boxes above. Then, let me know which label design you’d like on the gift box (label choices can be seen in the listing photos) in a note at checkout. Your box will come tied with coordinating ribbon packed inside a sturdy shipping box.

Want different products inside your gift set? Peruse our offerings here.

You can get whatever label you want on top!

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GUIDE TO SMELLS

Milk Baths

Simmah Down Bitch – Lavender Sage
Kinky as Fuck – Vanilla Rose Ginger
Rosy Ass – Rose
Almond Vanilla
Instant MILF – Green Tea with Carrot Seed Extract & Chamomile
Giving no Fucks – Orange Vanilla

Lotion/Massage Bars

Lavender Eucalyptus
Ginger Coconut
Rosy Ass – Rose
Peppermint
Tingly as Fuck – Peppermint Eucalyptus
Kinky as Fuck – Vanilla Rose Ginger
Spicy Fucking – Cinnamon Ginger
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Additional Information

Weight 16 oz
Dimensions 7 x 4 x 3 in
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Milk Bath

Simmah Down Bitch, Almond Vanilla, Giving No Fucks, Instant MILF, Kinky As Fuck, Rosy Ass

Lotion/Massage Bar

Spicy Fucking, Tingly as Fuck, Java as Fuck, Kinky As Fuck, Lavender Eucalyptus, Peppermint, Rosy Ass

Packaging

Best Bitches, Boss Bitch, Bridal Bitches, Calm Your Tits, Carpe that Fucking Diem, Chill the Fuck Out, Congrats, fucker, DILF, Foxy, Grown Ass Woman, Happy Fucking Birthday, Happy Fucking Wedding, Hot Mama, MILF, Missing Your Goddamn Face, Pamper Your Ass, Thanks for Putting Up With My Shit, You Da Bomb

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