That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, to let the world know that YOU DESERVE A FUCKING BREAK.
I’m talking for real. You’ve been straight-up beasting it lately, and it’s time to cut that shit out. It’s time to take a chill pill. It’s time to simmah down, bitch, and chill the fuck out. All work and no play makes for frazzled bitches. And we can’t have that. We simply fucking cannot.
I’ve thoughtfully provided you with everything you need to chill. It’s all here. You have no more excuses left. You might want to continue on being a fucking boss, but I just won’t let you, ok? There’s no way around it. When I say chill the fuck out, you listen.
– I fucking love you
– you been beasting it way too hard
– all work and no play makes for frazzled bitches
– now CHILL THE FUCK OUT
Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.