Chill the Fuck Out Gift Set, including three Lip Balms

//Chill the Fuck Out Gift Set, including three Lip Balms

Chill the Fuck Out Gift Set, including three Lip Balms

$11.89$12.69

That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, to let the world know that YOU DESERVE A FUCKING BREAK.

I’m talking for real. You’ve been straight-up beasting it lately, and it’s time to cut that shit out. It’s time to take a chill pill. It’s time to simmah down, bitch, and chill the fuck out. All work and no play makes for frazzled bitches. And we can’t have that. We simply fucking cannot.

I’ve thoughtfully provided you with everything you need to chill. It’s all here. You have no more excuses left. You might want to continue on being a fucking boss, but I just won’t let you, ok? There’s no way around it. When I say chill the fuck out, you listen.

Because:

– I fucking love you

– you been beasting it way too hard

– all work and no play makes for frazzled bitches

– now CHILL THE FUCK OUT

Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.

Product Description

Chill the Fuck Out Gift Set – Chill the Fuck Out – Relaxation Gift – Lip Balm Gift Set – Calm Down – Chill Out – Bath Gift Set – Funny Gift for Her

This chill the fuck out gift includes three lip balms of your choice, enclosed in a classy little envelope with your choice of label on top. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

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ORDERING

First, pick your product scent choices from the options in the drop-down boxes above. Then, let me know which label design you’d like on the gift box (label choices can be seen in the listing photos) in a note at checkout.

Want different products inside your gift set? Peruse our offerings here.

You can get whatever label you want on top!

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GUIDE TO SMELLS

Lip Balms

Berry Fucking Pink – Strawberry
Mango Motherpucker – Mango
Tart Motherpucker – Lemon
Zesty Motherpucker – Pink Grapefruit
Minty Motherpucker – Peppermint
Java Motherpucker – Coffee
Zen Motherpucker – Green tea & Honey
Posh Motherpucker – Lavender & Champagne
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Additional Information

Weight 6 oz
Dimensions 4 x 3 x 1 in
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Lip Balm

Berry Fucking Pink, Java Motherpucker, Mango Motherpucker, Minty Motherpucker, Posh Motherpucker, Tart Motherpucker, Zen Motherpucker, Zesty Motherpucker

Lip Balm #2

Berry Fucking Pink, Java Motherpucker, Mango Motherpucker, Minty Motherpucker, Posh Motherpucker, Tart Motherpucker, Zen Motherpucker, Zesty Motherpucker

Lip Balm #3

Berry Fucking Pink, Java Motherpucker, Mango Motherpucker, Minty Motherpucker, Posh Motherpucker, Tart Motherpucker, Zen Motherpucker, Zesty Motherpucker

Packaging

Best Bitches, Boss Bitch, Bridal Bitches, Calm Your Tits, Carpe that Fucking Diem, Chill the Fuck Out, Congrats, fucker, DILF, Foxy, Grown Ass Woman, Happy Fucking Birthday, Happy Fucking Wedding, Hot Mama, MILF, Missing Your Goddamn Face, Pamper Your Ass, Thanks for Putting Up With My Shit, You Da Bomb

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