That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand up and do what’s right, and fucking acknowledge you and your awesome achievement. It isn’t just every day someone pulls off the balls-out amazingness of what you’ve done. It takes serious courage/smarts/intestinal fortitude, and YOU fucking GOT IT. Ok, buttercup?
Lots of people, they never do anything congratulation-worthy. They don’t really deserve much in the way of celebration, either. They just never fucking amount to much at all. But, listen. That isn’t you. You’re one of the fabulous ones. You matter. You count.
– you fucking did it
– you’re a badass
– I always knew you could, but still
– CONGRATS, FUCKER!
Get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.