Congrats, Fucker Gift, including Lotion Bar & Facial Serum

//Congrats, Fucker Gift, including Lotion Bar & Facial Serum

Congrats, Fucker Gift, including Lotion Bar & Facial Serum

$14.89$15.69

That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand up and do what’s right, and fucking acknowledge you and your awesome achievement. It isn’t just every day someone pulls off the balls-out amazingness of what you’ve done. It takes serious courage/smarts/intestinal fortitude, and YOU fucking GOT IT. Ok, buttercup?

Lots of people, they never do anything congratulation-worthy. They don’t really deserve much in the way of celebration, either. They just never fucking amount to much at all. But, listen. That isn’t you. You’re one of the fabulous ones. You matter. You count.

Because:

– you fucking did it

– you’re a badass

– I always knew you could, but still

– CONGRATS, FUCKER!

Get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.

Product Description

Congrats, Fucker Gift – Congratulations Gift – Encouragement Gift – Congratulations – Friend Gift –

This congratulations gift includes a facial serum and a lotion bar of your choice, enclosed in a classy little envelope with your choice of label on top. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

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ORDERING

First, pick your product scent choices from the options in the drop-down boxes above. Then, let me know which label design you’d like on the gift box (label choices can be seen in the listing photos) in a note at checkout.

Want different products inside your gift set? Peruse our offerings here.

You can get whatever label you want on top!

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GUIDE TO SMELLS

 

Facial Serums

Clarifying – Lavender & Geranium
Calming – Chamomile & Calendula
Renewing – Rose Hip Seed & Carrot Seed Extract
Refreshing – Lime, Bergamot & Geranium

Lotion/Massage Bars

Lavender Eucalyptus
Ginger Coconut
Rosy Ass – Rose
Peppermint
Tingly as Fuck – Peppermint Eucalyptus
Kinky as Fuck – Vanilla Rose Ginger
Spicy Fucking – Cinnamon Ginger

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ADD PRINTED ITEM DESCRIPTION
Want alla that snarky-ass Badgerface humor in your fucking order box? Want to amuse the shit out of your fuckery loving friends? Printed item descriptions are just $.80, so hit that shit up. The item description will match the sentiment of the label you chose for the box.
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Additional Information

Weight 6 oz
Dimensions 4 x 3 x 1 in
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Lotion/Massage Bar

Spicy Fucking, Tingly as Fuck, Ginger Coconut, Java as Fuck, Kinky As Fuck, Lavender Eucalyptus, Peppermint, Rosy Ass

Facial Serum

Calming, Clarifying, Refreshing, Renewing

Packaging

Best Bitches, Boss Bitch, Bridal Bitches, Calm Your Tits, Carpe that Fucking Diem, Chill the Fuck Out, Congrats, fucker, DILF, Foxy, Grown Ass Woman, Happy Fucking Birthday, Happy Fucking Wedding, Hot Mama, MILF, Missing Your Goddamn Face, Pamper Your Ass, Thanks for Putting Up With My Shit, You Da Bomb

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