Face Care Gift Set – Face Scrub – Congratulations Gift – Carpe that Fucking Diem – Encouragement Gift – Funny Congratulations Gift – Carpe Diem – Funny Gift
This face care gift set comes with a 4 oz jar of face scrub and a lotion bar, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, to let the world know: you’re gonna carpe that fucking diem. I mean for reals. Like, by the balls for reals. You’re about to open the whoop ass and carpe the fuck out of some goddamn diems.
A bitch with a plan is a beautiful thing. That’s you. Most people never know what they fucking want. They just kinda aimlessly fucking meander through life, never seizing much of anything. You aren’t that, friend. You’re amazing, and special. Those diems you’re about to carpe? They’re fucking nervous. They know you’re coming for them, and they’re fucking scared shitless.
Can’t say I blame them. You’re gonna have you a long, amazing bath and emerge readier than ever to kick some everloving ass. To carpe diems just for the hell of it.
– a bitch with a plan is a beautiful thing
– you’re about to open the whoop ass
– you’re pretty goddamn impressive, now
– CARPE THAT FUCKING DIEM
Go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.
GUIDE TO SMELLS
Rosy Ass – Rose
Tingly as Fuck – Peppermint Eucalyptus
Kinky as Fuck – Vanilla Rose Ginger
Spicy Fucking – Cinnamon Ginger
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