Gift for New Mom – New Mom Gift Set – Gift for Mom – Gift for Her – Bath Gift Set – Spa Gift Set – Healing Bath Products – Hip Mom – Cool Mom – Hot Mama
This perfect gift for a new mom comes with two 4 oz jars of milk bath, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, just fucking open their glorious mouth and declare: you’re a hot mama, ok? A gloriously goddamn smoldering hot mama.
Can we talk for a minute about how that’s even possible? I mean, you’ve generated LIFE. A baby. It’s a beautiful fucking thing, sure, but it’s WORK. Screamy, sleep-deprived, shitty WORK. And yet you’ve managed to snap back into the sexy beast you always were. How? Where the hell do you get your foxy from, woman? Because I want to know.
And while I know I should be proud of you for your generosity, your hard work, your strength of character, blah fucking blah. I really just want to be proud of your never-ending foxtitude. It’s just totally fucking epic.
– I fucking love you
– you’re a goddamn sexy beast
– you got foxy for miles
– you’re one gloriously goddamn smoldering HOT MAMA
Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.
First, pick your product scent choices from the options in the drop-down boxes above. Then, let me know which label design you’d like on the gift box (label choices can be seen in the listing photos) in a note at checkout. Your box will come tied with coordinating ribbon packed inside a sturdy shipping box.
Want different products inside your gift set? Peruse our offerings here.
You can get whatever label you want on top!
GUIDE TO SMELLS
Simmah Down Bitch – Lavender Sage
Kinky as Fuck – Vanilla Rose Ginger
Rosy Ass – Rose
Instant MILF – Green Tea with Carrot Seed Extract & Chamomile
Giving no Fucks – Orange Vanilla
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