Chill the Fuck Out, including Body Butter, Face Scrub, and Lip Balm.

//Chill the Fuck Out, including Body Butter, Face Scrub, and Lip Balm.

Chill the Fuck Out, including Body Butter, Face Scrub, and Lip Balm.

$32.99$33.79

Chill the Fuck Out Gift Set – Chill the Fuck Out – Chill Out – Relaxation Gifts – Relaxation – Calm Down – Funny Gift for Her – Novelty Gift

This face care gift set comes with a 4 oz jar of whipped body butter, a .5 oz tub of lip balm, and a 4 oz jar of face scrub, PLUS a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Product Description

Chill the Fuck Out Gift Set – Chill the Fuck Out – Chill Out – Relaxation Gifts – Relaxation – Calm Down – Funny Gift for Her – Novelty Gift

This face care gift set comes with a 4 oz jar of whipped body butter, a .5 oz tub of lip balm, and a 4 oz jar of face scrub, PLUS a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
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That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, to let the world know that YOU DESERVE A FUCKING BREAK.

I’m talking for real. You’ve been straight-up beasting it lately, and it’s time to cut that shit out. It’s time to take a chill pill. It’s time to simmah down, bitch, and chill the fuck out. All work and no play makes for frazzled bitches. And we can’t have that. We simply fucking cannot.

I’ve thoughtfully provided you with everything you need to chill. It’s all here. You have no more excuses left. You might want to continue on being a fucking boss, but I just won’t let you, ok? There’s no way around it. When I say chill the fuck out, you listen.

Because:

– I fucking love you

– you been beasting it way too hard

– all work and no play makes for frazzled bitches

– now CHILL THE FUCK OUT

Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.

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ORDERING

First, pick your product scent choices from the options in the drop-down boxes above. Then, let me know which label design you’d like on the gift box (label choices can be seen in the listing photos) in a note at checkout. Your box will come tied with coordinating ribbon packed inside a sturdy shipping box.

Want different products inside your gift set? Peruse our offerings here.

You can get whatever label you want on top!
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GUIDE TO SMELLS

Body Butter

Coconut Cream
Lascivious Lavender
Mango Mofo
Zen as Fuck – Green Tea scented
Raspberry Ginger

Face Scrub

Coconut Mango
Sea Kelp
Green Tea & Honey

Lip Balm

Berry Fucking Pink – Strawberry
Zesty Motherpucker – Pink Grapefruit
Minty Motherpucker – Peppermint
Tart Motherpucker – Lemon
Zen Motherpucker – Green Tea
Java Motherpucker – Coffee
Posh Motherpucker – Lavender & Champagne
Chai Motherpucker – Chai
Mango Motherpucker – Mango

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Additional Information

Weight 16 oz
Dimensions 7 x 4 x 3 in
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Body Butter

Coconut Cream, Lascivious Lavender, Mango Mofo, Raspberry Ginger, Zen as Fuck

Face Scrub

Coconut Mango, Green Tea & Honey, Kelp & Dead Sea Salt

Lip Balm

Berry Fucking Pink, Chai Motherpucker, Java Motherpucker, Mango Motherpucker, Minty Motherpucker, Posh Motherpucker, Red Hot Motherpucker, Tart Motherpucker, Zen Motherpucker, Zesty Motherpucker

Packaging

Best Bitches, Boss Bitch, Bridal Bitches, Calm Your Tits, Carpe that Fucking Diem, Chill the Fuck Out, Congrats, fucker, DILF, Foxy, Green vellum paper, Grown Ass Woman, Happy Fucking Birthday, Happy Fucking Wedding, Hot Mama, MILF, Missing Your Goddamn Face, Pamper Your Ass, Thanks for Putting Up With My Shit, You Da Bomb

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