Happy Fucking Birthday Gift, including Lip Balm & Facial Serum

//Happy Fucking Birthday Gift, including Lip Balm & Facial Serum

Happy Fucking Birthday Gift, including Lip Balm & Facial Serum

$14.89$15.69

That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, just fucking open their glorious mouth and raise a glass for another year of YOU. Of your existence on this planet. It’s fucking awesome.

Can we talk for a minute about how UN AWESOME life would be without you? I mean, who would I have to yammer at? Who would put up with me? When I was ripe and ready to engage in fuckery, who would join me? Shit would be fucking bleak without all that fuckery, I’m telling you.

So, cheers, you fabulous bitch. We’re gonna drink some drinks. We’re gonna make fuckery happen. We’re gonna share some special fucking shit, ok? And it’s going to be so goddamn memorable.

Because:

– I fucking love you

– life would blow serious chunks without you

– next year’s gonna be even better

– HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!

Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.

Product Description

Happy Fucking Birthday Gift – Birthday Gift – Friend Gift – Happy Birthday – Happy Fucking Birthday – Facial Serum

This happy fucking birthday gift includes a facial serum and a lip balm of your choice, enclosed in a classy little envelope with your choice of label on top. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

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ORDERING

First, pick your product scent choices from the options in the drop-down boxes above. Then, let me know which label design you’d like on the gift box (label choices can be seen in the listing photos) in a note at checkout.

Want different products inside your gift set? Peruse our offerings here.

You can get whatever label you want on top!

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GUIDE TO SMELLS

Lip Balms

Berry Fucking Pink – Strawberry
Mango Motherpucker – Mango
Tart Motherpucker – Lemon
Zesty Motherpucker – Pink Grapefruit
Minty Motherpucker – Peppermint
Java Motherpucker – Coffee
Zen Motherpucker – Green tea & Honey
Posh Motherpucker – Lavender & Champagne

Facial Serums

Clarifying – Lavender & Geranium
Calming – Chamomile & Calendula
Renewing – Rose Hip Seed & Carrot Seed Extract
Refreshing – Lime, Bergamot & Geranium

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ADD PRINTED ITEM DESCRIPTION
Want alla that snarky-ass Badgerface humor in your fucking order box? Want to amuse the shit out of your fuckery loving friends? Printed item descriptions are just $.80, so hit that shit up. The item description will match the sentiment of the label you chose for the box.
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Additional Information

Weight 6 oz
Dimensions 4 x 3 x 1 in
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Facial Serum

Calming, Clarifying, Refreshing, Renewing

Lip Balm

Berry Fucking Pink, Java Motherpucker, Mango Motherpucker, Minty Motherpucker, Posh Motherpucker, Tart Motherpucker, Zen Motherpucker, Zesty Motherpucker

Packaging

Best Bitches, Boss Bitch, Bridal Bitches, Calm Your Tits, Carpe that Fucking Diem, Chill the Fuck Out, Congrats, fucker, DILF, Foxy, Grown Ass Woman, Happy Fucking Birthday, Happy Fucking Wedding, Hot Mama, MILF, Missing Your Goddamn Face, Pamper Your Ass, Thanks for Putting Up With My Shit, You Da Bomb

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