Congratulations Gift, including Milk Bath, Foot Scrub, and Loofah.

//Congratulations Gift, including Milk Bath, Foot Scrub, and Loofah.

Congratulations Gift, including Milk Bath, Foot Scrub, and Loofah.

$28.99$29.79

Congratulations Gift – Pregnancy Congratulations – Funny Baby Shower – Baby Shower Gift – Congrats Fucker – Congratulations Baby – Pregnancy Gift

This congratulations gift set comes with a 4 oz jar of milk bath and a 4 oz jar of foot scrub, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Product Description

Congratulations Gift – Pregnancy Congratulations – Funny Baby Shower – Baby Shower Gift – Congrats Fucker – Congratulations Baby – Pregnancy Gift

This congratulations gift set comes with a 4 oz jar of milk bath and a 4 oz jar of foot scrub, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

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That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand up and do what’s right, and fucking acknowledge you and your awesome achievement. It isn’t just every day someone pulls off the balls-out amazingness of what you’ve done. It takes serious courage/smarts/intestinal fortitude, and YOU fucking GOT IT. Ok, buttercup?

Lots of people, they never do anything congratulation-worthy. They don’t really deserve much in the way of celebration, either. They just never fucking amount to much at all. But, listen. That isn’t you. You’re one of the fabulous ones. You matter. You count.

Because:

– you fucking did it

– you’re a badass

– I always knew you could, but still

– CONGRATS, FUCKER!

Get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.

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ORDERING

First, pick your product scent choices from the options in the drop-down boxes above. Then, let me know which label design you’d like on the gift box (label choices can be seen in the listing photos) in a note at checkout. Your box will come tied with coordinating ribbon packed inside a sturdy shipping box.

Want different products inside your gift set? Peruse our offerings here.

You can get whatever label you want on top!

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GUIDE TO SMELLS

Milk Baths

Simmah Down Bitch – Lavender Sage
Kinky as Fuck – Vanilla Rose Ginger
Rosy Ass – Rose
Almond Vanilla
Instant MILF – Green Tea with Carrot Seed Extract & Chamomile
Giving no Fucks – Orange Vanilla

Foot Scrubs

Rosy Ass Foot Scrub – Wild Rose
Fancy Fucking Feet Foot Scrub – Geranium Lavender
Zesty as Fuck Foot Scrub – Pink Grapefruit
Giving no Fucks Foot Scrub – Bergamot Sage
Java as Fuck – Coffee
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Additional Information

Weight 16 oz
Dimensions 7 x 4 x 3 in
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Foot Scrub

Fancy Fucking Feet, Zesty as Fuck, Giving no Fucks, Java as Fuck, Rosy Ass

Milk Bath

Simmah Down Bitch, Almond Vanilla, Giving No Fucks, Instant MILF, Kinky As Fuck, Rosy Ass

Packaging

Best Bitches, Boss Bitch, Bridal Bitches, Calm Your Tits, Carpe that Fucking Diem, Chill the Fuck Out, Congrats, fucker, DILF, Foxy, Grown Ass Woman, Happy Fucking Birthday, Happy Fucking Wedding, Hot Mama, MILF, Missing Your Goddamn Face, Pamper Your Ass, Thanks for Putting Up With My Shit, You Da Bomb

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