MILF Gift Set, including Bath Bomb & Lip Balm

//MILF Gift Set, including Bath Bomb & Lip Balm

MILF Gift Set, including Bath Bomb & Lip Balm

$10.89$11.69

That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, just fucking open their glorious mouth and declare: you’re a MILF, ok? A gloriously goddamn smoldering MILF.

Can we talk for a minute about how that’s even possible? I mean, you’ve generated LIFE. A baby. It’s a beautiful fucking thing, sure, but it’s WORK. Screamy, sleep-deprived, shitty WORK. And yet you’ve managed to snap back into the sexy beast you always were. How? Where the hell do you get your foxy from, woman? Because I want to know.

And while I know I should be proud of you for your generosity, your hard work, your strength of character, blah fucking blah. I really just want to be proud of your never-ending foxtitude. It’s just totally fucking epic.

Because:

– you’re way hotter than you were when we met

– you’re a goddamn sexy beast

– you got foxy for miles

– you’re a goddamn MILF

Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.

Product Description

MILF Gift Set – MILF – Funny Gift for Mom – Mother’s Day – Mother’s Day Gift – Gift for Mom

This MILF gift includes a lip balm and a bath bomb of your choice, enclosed in a classy little envelope with your choice of label on top. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

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ORDERING

First, pick your product scent choices from the options in the drop-down boxes above. Then, let me know which label design you’d like on the gift box (label choices can be seen in the listing photos) in a note at checkout.

Want different products inside your gift set? Peruse our offerings here.

You can get whatever label you want on top!

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GUIDE TO SMELLS

Lip Balms

Berry Fucking Pink – Strawberry
Mango Motherpucker – Mango
Tart Motherpucker – Lemon
Zesty Motherpucker – Pink Grapefruit
Minty Motherpucker – Peppermint
Java Motherpucker – Coffee
Zen Motherpucker – Green tea & Honey
Posh Motherpucker – Lavender & Champagne

Bath Bombs

Carpe That Fucking Diem – Basil & Grapefruit
Chill the Fuck Out – Lavender Sage
You da Bomb – Ginger & Coconut
Boss Bitch – Blueberry & Lavender
Rosy Ass – Rose
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Additional Information

Weight 6 oz
Dimensions 4 x 3 x 1 in
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Lip Balm

Berry Fucking Pink, Java Motherpucker, Mango Motherpucker, Minty Motherpucker, Posh Motherpucker, Tart Motherpucker, Zen Motherpucker, Zesty Motherpucker

Bath Bomb

Boss Bitch, Carpe that Fucking D, Rosy Ass, Chill the Fuck Out, You da Bomb

Packaging

Best Bitches, Boss Bitch, Bridal Bitches, Calm Your Tits, Carpe that Fucking Diem, Chill the Fuck Out, Congrats, fucker, DILF, Foxy, Grown Ass Woman, Happy Fucking Birthday, Happy Fucking Wedding, Hot Mama, MILF, Missing Your Goddamn Face, Pamper Your Ass, Thanks for Putting Up With My Shit, You Da Bomb

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