Mom to be Gift Set – Congrats Fucker – Expecting Mom Gift – Mom to Be Gifts – Gifts for Expectant Mothers – Pregnant Mom Gifts – Gifts for Pregnant Moms – Mom Spa
This mom to be gift set comes with a straight-up awesome lotion bar, plus a 6-oz bath bomb and a loofah pad. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand up and do what’s right, and fucking acknowledge you and your awesome achievement. It isn’t just every day someone pulls off the balls-out amazingness of what you’ve done. It takes serious courage/smarts/intestinal fortitude, and YOU fucking GOT IT. Ok, buttercup?
Lots of people, they never do anything congratulation-worthy. They don’t really deserve much in the way of celebration, either. They just never fucking amount to much at all. But, listen. That isn’t you. You’re one of the fabulous ones. You matter. You count.
– you fucking did it
– you’re a badass
– I always knew you could, but still
– CONGRATS, FUCKER!
Get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.
GUIDE TO SMELLS
Chill the Fuck Out – Lavender Sage
Carpe that Fucking Diem – Grapefruit Basil
You da Bomb – Ginger Coconut
Boss Bitch – Blueberry Lavender
Rosy Ass – Rose
Rosy Ass – Rose
Tingly as Fuck – Peppermint Eucalyptus
Kinky as Fuck – Vanilla Rose Ginger
Spicy Fucking – Cinnamon Ginger
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