Mom to Be Gift Set, including Lotion Bar, Bath Bombs, and Loofah.

//Mom to Be Gift Set, including Lotion Bar, Bath Bombs, and Loofah.

Mom to Be Gift Set, including Lotion Bar, Bath Bombs, and Loofah.

$28.99$29.79

Mom to be Gift Set – Congrats Fucker – Expecting Mom Gift – Mom to Be Gifts – Gifts for Expectant Mothers – Pregnant Mom Gifts – Gifts for Pregnant Moms – Mom Spa

This mom to be gift set comes with a straight-up awesome lotion bar, plus a 6-oz bath bomb and a loofah pad. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Product Description

Mom to be Gift Set – Congrats Fucker – Expecting Mom Gift – Mom to Be Gifts – Gifts for Expectant Mothers – Pregnant Mom Gifts – Gifts for Pregnant Moms – Mom Spa

This mom to be gift set comes with a straight-up awesome lotion bar, plus a 6-oz bath bomb and a loofah pad. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

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That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand up and do what’s right, and fucking acknowledge you and your awesome achievement. It isn’t just every day someone pulls off the balls-out amazingness of what you’ve done. It takes serious courage/smarts/intestinal fortitude, and YOU fucking GOT IT. Ok, buttercup?

Lots of people, they never do anything congratulation-worthy. They don’t really deserve much in the way of celebration, either. They just never fucking amount to much at all. But, listen. That isn’t you. You’re one of the fabulous ones. You matter. You count.

Because:

– you fucking did it

– you’re a badass

– I always knew you could, but still

– CONGRATS, FUCKER!

Get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.

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GUIDE TO SMELLS

Bath Bombs

Chill the Fuck Out – Lavender Sage
Carpe that Fucking Diem – Grapefruit Basil
You da Bomb – Ginger Coconut
Boss Bitch – Blueberry Lavender
Rosy Ass – Rose

Lotion/Massage Bars

Lavender Eucalyptus
Ginger Coconut
Rosy Ass – Rose
Peppermint
Tingly as Fuck – Peppermint Eucalyptus
Kinky as Fuck – Vanilla Rose Ginger
Spicy Fucking – Cinnamon Ginger
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Additional Information

Weight 16 oz
Dimensions 7 x 4 x 3 in
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Bath Bomb

Boss Bitch, Carpe that Fucking D, Rosy Ass, Chill the Fuck Out, You da Bomb

Lotion/Massage Bar

Spicy Fucking, Tingly as Fuck, Ginger Coconut, Java as Fuck, Kinky As Fuck, Lavender Eucalyptus, Peppermint, Rosy Ass

Packaging

Best Bitches, Boss Bitch, Bridal Bitches, Calm Your Tits, Carpe that Fucking Diem, Chill the Fuck Out, Congrats, fucker, DILF, Foxy, Grown Ass Woman, Happy Fucking Birthday, Happy Fucking Wedding, Hot Mama, MILF, Missing Your Goddamn Face, Pamper Your Ass, Thanks for Putting Up With My Shit, You Da Bomb

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