New Mom Gift, including Foot Scrub, Lotion Bar, and Loofah.

//New Mom Gift, including Foot Scrub, Lotion Bar, and Loofah.

New Mom Gift, including Foot Scrub, Lotion Bar, and Loofah.

$28.99$29.79

New Mom Gift – New Mom Gift Basket – Funny Mom – Gift for New Mom – New Baby Gift – Calm Your Tits – Mom Gift – Birth Gift – Pampered Mama

This bath gift set comes with a 4 oz jar of foot scrub and a lotion bar, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Product Description

New Mom Gift – New Mom Gift Basket – Funny Mom – Gift for New Mom – New Baby Gift – Calm Your Tits – Mom Gift – Birth Gift – Pampered Mama

This bath gift set comes with a 4 oz jar of foot scrub and a lotion bar, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
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That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, to let the world know: you need to calm your fucking tits.

I’m talking for real. You’ve been straight-up beasting it lately, and it’s time to cut that shit out. It’s time to take a chill pill. It’s time to simmah down, bitch, and calm your tits. All work and no play makes for frazzled bitches. And we can’t have that. We simply fucking cannot.

I’ve thoughtfully provided you with everything you need to chill. It’s all here. You have no more excuses left. You might want to continue on being a fucking boss, but I just won’t let you, ok? There’s no way around it. When I say calm your goddamn tits, you listen.

Because:

– I fucking love you

– you been beasting it way too hard

– all work and no play makes for frazzled bitches

– now CALM YOUR TITS

Go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.

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ORDERING

First, pick your product scent choices from the options in the drop-down boxes above. Then, let me know which label design you’d like on the gift box (label choices can be seen in the listing photos) in a note at checkout. Your box will come tied with coordinating ribbon packed inside a sturdy shipping box.

Want different products inside your gift set? Peruse our offerings here.

You can get whatever label you want on top!
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GUIDE TO SMELLS

Foot Scrubs

Rosy Ass – Wild Rose
Minty Ass – Peppermint
Superfly Chai – Chai
Giving no Fucks – Bergamot Sage
Zesty as Fuck – Pink Grapefruit
Fancy Fucking Feet – Lavender Geranium

Lotion Bars

Java as Fuck – Coffee
Lavender Eucalyptus – Lavender Eucalyptus
Lavender – Lavender
Calendula – Calendula
Rosy Ass – Wild Rose
Peppermint – Peppermint
Tingly as Fuck – Peppermint Eucalyptus
Spicy Fucking – Cinnamon & Ginger
Kinky as Fuck – Vanilla Rose Ginger

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ADD PRINTED ITEM DESCRIPTION
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Additional Information

Weight 16 oz
Dimensions 7 x 4 x 3 in
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Foot Scrub

Fancy Fucking Feet, Minty-Ass, Zesty as Fuck, Giving no Fucks, Rosy Ass, Superfly Chai

Lotion/Massage Bar

Calendula, Lavender, Spicy Fucking, Tingly as Fuck, Ginger Coconut, Java as Fuck, Kinky As Fuck, Lavender Eucalyptus, Peppermint, Rosy Ass

Packaging

Best Bitches, Boss Bitch, Bridal Bitches, Calm Your Tits, Carpe that Fucking Diem, Chill the Fuck Out, Congrats, fucker, DILF, Foxy, Grown Ass Woman, Happy Fucking Birthday, Happy Fucking Wedding, Hot Mama, MILF, Missing Your Goddamn Face, Pamper Your Ass, Thanks for Putting Up With My Shit, You Da Bomb

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