MILF Gift Set, including Foot Scrub, Face Scrub, and Loofah.

//MILF Gift Set, including Foot Scrub, Face Scrub, and Loofah.

MILF Gift Set, including Foot Scrub, Face Scrub, and Loofah.


That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, just fucking open their glorious mouth and declare: you’re a MILF, ok? A gloriously goddamn smoldering MILF.

Can we talk for a minute about how that’s even possible? I mean, you’ve generated LIFE. A baby. It’s a beautiful fucking thing, sure, but it’s WORK. Screamy, sleep-deprived, shitty WORK. And yet you’ve managed to snap back into the sexy beast you always were. How? Where the hell do you get your foxy from, woman? Because I want to know.

And while I know I should be proud of you for your generosity, your hard work, your strength of character, blah fucking blah. I really just want to be proud of your never-ending foxtitude. It’s just totally fucking epic.


– you’re way hotter than you were when we met

– you’re a goddamn sexy beast

– you got foxy for miles

– you’re a goddamn MILF

Product Description

MILF Gift Set – Friend Gifts – Funny Gifts – Funny Friend Gifts – Novelty Gifts – Gag Gifts – Sugar Scrub – Face Scrub – Bath and Body – Chill the Fuck Out

This sugar scrub gift set comes with a 4 oz jar of foot scrub and a 4 oz jar of face scrub, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.



First, pick your product scent choices from the options in the drop-down boxes above. Then, let me know which label design you’d like on the gift box (label choices can be seen in the listing photos) in a note at checkout. Your box will come tied with coordinating ribbon packed inside a sturdy shipping box.

Want different products inside your gift set? Peruse our offerings here.

You can get whatever label you want on top!



Foot Scrubs

Rosy Ass Foot Scrub – Wild Rose
Fancy Fucking Feet Foot Scrub – Geranium Lavender
Zesty as Fuck Foot Scrub – Pink Grapefruit
Giving no Fucks Foot Scrub – Bergamot Sage

Want alla that snarky-ass Badgerface humor in your fucking order box? Want to amuse the shit out of your fuckery loving friends? Printed item descriptions are just $.80, so hit that shit up.

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Additional Information

Weight 16 oz
Dimensions 7 x 4 x 3 in
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Foot Scrub

Fancy Fucking Feet, Zesty as Fuck, Giving no Fucks, Java as Fuck, Rosy Ass

Face Scrub

Coconut Mango, Green Tea & Honey, Kelp & Dead Sea Salt


Best Bitches, Boss Bitch, Bridal Bitches, Calm Your Tits, Carpe that Fucking Diem, Chill the Fuck Out, Congrats, fucker, DILF, Foxy, Grown Ass Woman, Happy Fucking Birthday, Happy Fucking Wedding, Hot Mama, MILF, Missing Your Goddamn Face, Pamper Your Ass, Thanks for Putting Up With My Shit, You Da Bomb


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