Foot Scrub Gift Set – Boss Bitch – Happy Birthday Mom – Funny Gift for Mom – Novelty Gift – Pedicure Kit – Pedicure Set – Spa Gift Set – Adult Humor
This pedicure set comes with two 4-oz jars of foot scrub, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, to let the world know that you’re a BOSS BITCH.
I’m talking for real. You’re one of the bossest bitches that’s ever bossed, ok? You just are. You’re fierce. You get shit done. You blow through roadblocks like Jackie fucking Chan, while the rest of us just watch. It’s pretty goddamn impressive.
You’ve been straight-up beasting it lately, and it’s time to cut that shit out. You might want to carry on being fucking amazing, but I won’t let you, ok? Even boss bitches need their me time. So get you some. Run a bath, pour some wine. I shouldn’t have to tell you how to fucking relax. Fuck, you’re amazing at everything, you’re probably amazing at relaxing, too. So get on it.
– you been beasting it way too hard
– all work and no play makes for frazzled bitches
– you’re pretty goddamn impressive, but
– even BOSS BITCHES need their me time
Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.
First, pick your product scent choices from the options in the drop-down boxes above. Then, let me know which label design you’d like on the gift box (label choices can be seen in the listing photos) in a note at checkout. Your box will come tied with coordinating ribbon packed inside a sturdy shipping box.
Want different products inside your gift set? Peruse our offerings here.
You can get whatever label you want on top!
GUIDE TO SMELLS
Rosy Ass Foot Scrub – Wild Rose
Fancy Fucking Feet Foot Scrub – Geranium Lavender
Zesty as Fuck Foot Scrub – Pink Grapefruit
Giving no Fucks Foot Scrub – Bergamot Sage
Java as Fuck – Coffee
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