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This spa gift set comes with a 4 oz jar of milk bath and a 8 oz jar of bath salts, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, just fucking open their glorious mouth and raise a glass for another year of YOU. Of your existence on this planet. It’s fucking awesome.
Can we talk for a minute about how UN AWESOME life would be without you? I mean, who would I have to yammer at? Who would put up with me? When I was ripe and ready to engage in fuckery, who would join me? Shit would be fucking bleak without all that fuckery, I’m telling you.
So, cheers, you fabulous bitch. We’re gonna drink some drinks. We’re gonna make fuckery happen. We’re gonna share some special fucking shit, ok? And it’s going to be so goddamn memorable.
– I fucking love you
– life would blow serious chunks without you
– next year’s gonna be even better
– HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!
Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.
First, pick your product scent choices from the options in the drop-down boxes above. Then, let me know which label design you’d like on the gift box (label choices can be seen in the listing photos) in a note at checkout. Your box will come tied with coordinating ribbon packed inside a sturdy shipping box.
Want different products inside your gift set? Peruse our offerings here.
You can get whatever label you want on top!
GUIDE TO SMELLS
Lemon Vanilla Rosemary
Giving no Fucks – Orange Vanilla
Instant MILF – Green tea & Carrot seed
Simmah Down Bitch – Lavender Sage
Kinky as Fuck – Vanilla Rose Ginger
Rosy Ass – Wild Rose
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