Birthday Gift for Her, including Milk Bath, Bath Salts, and Loofah.

//Birthday Gift for Her, including Milk Bath, Bath Salts, and Loofah.

Birthday Gift for Her, including Milk Bath, Bath Salts, and Loofah.

$28.99$29.79

Birthday Gift for Her – Happy Fucking Birthday – Birthday Gifts – Birthday Gift for Mom – Birthday Gift for Best Friend – Birthday Gift for Sister – Gifts for Birthday

This spa gift set comes with a 4 oz jar of milk bath and a 8 oz jar of bath salts, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Product Description

Birthday Gift for Her – Happy Fucking Birthday – Birthday Gifts – Birthday Gift for Mom – Birthday Gift for Best Friend – Birthday Gift for Sister – Gifts for Birthday

This spa gift set comes with a 4 oz jar of milk bath and a 8 oz jar of bath salts, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
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That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, just fucking open their glorious mouth and raise a glass for another year of YOU. Of your existence on this planet. It’s fucking awesome.

Can we talk for a minute about how UN AWESOME life would be without you? I mean, who would I have to yammer at? Who would put up with me? When I was ripe and ready to engage in fuckery, who would join me? Shit would be fucking bleak without all that fuckery, I’m telling you.

So, cheers, you fabulous bitch. We’re gonna drink some drinks. We’re gonna make fuckery happen. We’re gonna share some special fucking shit, ok? And it’s going to be so goddamn memorable.

Because:

– I fucking love you

– life would blow serious chunks without you

– next year’s gonna be even better

– HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!

Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.

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ORDERING

First, pick your product scent choices from the options in the drop-down boxes above. Then, let me know which label design you’d like on the gift box (label choices can be seen in the listing photos) in a note at checkout. Your box will come tied with coordinating ribbon packed inside a sturdy shipping box.

Want different products inside your gift set? Peruse our offerings here.

You can get whatever label you want on top!
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GUIDE TO SMELLS

Bath Salts

Lavender Sage
Eucalyptus Mint
Lemon Vanilla Rosemary
Hibiscus Rose

Milk Baths

Giving no Fucks – Orange Vanilla
Instant MILF – Green tea & Carrot seed
Simmah Down Bitch – Lavender Sage
Kinky as Fuck – Vanilla Rose Ginger
Rosy Ass – Wild Rose
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Want alla that snarky-ass Badgerface humor in your fucking order box? Want to amuse the shit out of your fuckery loving friends? Printed item descriptions are just $.80, so hit that shit up.

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Additional Information

Weight 16 oz
Dimensions 7 x 4 x 3 in
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Bath Salts

Eucalyptus Mint, Hibiscus Rose, Lavender Sage, Lemon Vanilla Rosemary

Milk Bath

Simmah Down Bitch, Almond Vanilla, Giving No Fucks, Instant MILF, Kinky As Fuck, Rosy Ass

Packaging

Best Bitches, Boss Bitch, Bridal Bitches, Calm Your Tits, Carpe that Fucking Diem, Chill the Fuck Out, Congrats, fucker, DILF, Foxy, Grown Ass Woman, Happy Fucking Birthday, Happy Fucking Wedding, Hot Mama, MILF, Missing Your Goddamn Face, Pamper Your Ass, Thanks for Putting Up With My Shit, You Da Bomb

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