Thank You Gift – Thank You Gifts for Women – Teacher Gift – Hostess Gift – Gift Box – Spa Gift – Spa Gift Set – Whipped Body Butter – You Da Bomb
This thank you gift comes with a 4 oz jar of whipped body butter and a lotion bar, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and say it, just fucking open their glorious mouth and let the world know: you da BOMB.
I mean, DA bomb. The one. The only. You make it all bearable. Can we talk for a minute about how UN AWESOME life would be without you? I mean, who would I have to yammer at? Who would put up with me? When I was ripe and ready to engage in fuckery, who would join me? Shit would be fucking bleak without all that fuckery, I’m telling you.
So, cheers, you fabulous bitch. We’re gonna drink some drinks. We’re gonna make fuckery happen. We’re gonna share some special fucking shit, ok? And it’s going to be so goddamn memorable.
– I fucking love you
– you make it all bearable
– life would blow serious chunks without you
– YOU DA BOMB!
Go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.
GUIDE TO SMELLS
Zen as Fuck – Green Tea
Mango Mofo – Mango
Rosy Ass – Rose
Tingly as Fuck – Peppermint Eucalyptus
Kinky as Fuck – Vanilla Rose Ginger
Spicy Fucking – Cinnamon Ginger
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