Beard Grooming Kit – Beard Care – Beard Oil – Beard Balm – Fathers Day Gift – Funny Gift for Dad – Boyfriend Gift – Gift for Men
This beard grooming kit includes beard balm, facial scrub, a man grease lotion bar, AND beard oil, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
Is your man’s face nasty? Crusty? Full of plugged pores and scabby healing sunburn, with maybe a little beardruff to top things off? You know, for garnish. Yeah. He’s cute across the table, but go in for a kiss and it’s…. ew. Just ew.
Don’t fuck around with the persuasion game. Don’t mention it strategically. Don’t nag. Don’t leave a fucking washcloth where you know he can see it, thinking he’ll get the gist. He won’t. He fucking won’t. Remember, he’s a man. Men are dense. Just buy him this box of excellent fucking organic skin care and beard care products. You’ll rock his world. Guaranteed.
– 100% pure ass natural
– 4 oz face scrub in plastic jar
– 1.5 oz lotion bar
– .5 oz beard balm
– 1 oz beard oil in amber glass bottle
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– No fake shit
Scrub your nasty man face. It fucking needs it.
ADD PRINTED ITEM DESCRIPTION
Want alla that snarky-ass Badgerface humor in your fucking order box? Want to amuse the shit out of your fuckery loving friends? Printed item descriptions are FREE WITH GIFT SETS, so hit that shit up. Just leave a note at checkout.
© 2014-2016 by Badgerface Beauty Supply.
All content in this shop is copyrighted.