Man Grease Lotion Bar – Lotion Bar for Men – Gift for Boyfriend – Gift for Men – Lotion Bar – Men’s Skin Care – Solid Lotion Bar
MAN GREASE lotion bar, made with beeswax, shea butter, grapeseed oil, and cedar and eucalyptus essential oils, by Badgerface Beauty Supply.
Is your man’s ass chapped? Buy him this awesome fucking lotion bar. Don’t mess around with that store-bought lotion shit. Your man likes to keep it simple, no preservatives, no fake fucking scents, no bullshit.
This bar has eucalyptus and cedar, to enhance his lumbersexuality. Also? It has shea butter. Shea butter is like some crazy voo doo black magic. Moisturizing as fuck and all that. Wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, insect bites… your man got nasty shit going on, shea butter will shut it down.
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking shea butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– Approximately 1.5 oz
– Measures 2 5/8″ across
– Wrapped in green waxed tissue paper
– No fake shit
So unwrap this shit and slather your man all up. No messing with nasty, crusty fucking lotion bottles. This melts with body heat and glides right the fuck on. No streaks. No mess. No goopy fucking bullshit.
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