Man Scrub – Facial Scrub – Face Scrub for Men – Men’s Skin Care – Gift for Dad – Manly Face Scrub – Men’s Grooming – Men Gift – Boyfriend Gift
MAN SCRUB facial scrub, made with sugar, oatmeal, honey, grapeseed oil, vitamin E, and peppermint & eucalyptus essential oils from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
Is your man’s face nasty? Crusty? Full of plugged pores and scabby healing sunburn, with maybe a little beardruff to top things off? You know, for garnish. Yeah. He’s cute across the table, but go in for a kiss and it’s…. ew. Just ew.
Don’t fuck around with the persuasion game. Don’t mention it strategically. Don’t nag. Don’t leave a fucking washcloth where you know he can see it, thinking he’ll get the gist. He won’t. He fucking won’t. Remember, he’s a man. Men are dense. Just buy him this fucking face scrub, uncap, take a whiff… he won’t be able to put it down. Guaranteed.
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking oatmeal
– 4 oz double-wall plastic jar with silver lid
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– No fake shit
Scrub your nasty man face. It fucking needs it.
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