Funny Gift for Dad. Men’s Gift Set. Lotion Bar. Lip Balm.

//Funny Gift for Dad. Men’s Gift Set. Lotion Bar. Lip Balm.

Funny Gift for Dad. Men’s Gift Set. Lotion Bar. Lip Balm.


Is your man’s ass chapped? Buy him this awesome fucking lotion bar. Don’t mess around with that store-bought lotion shit. Your man likes to keep it simple, no preservatives, no fake fucking scents, no bullshit.

This bar has eucalyptus and cedar, to enhance his lumbersexuality. Also? It has shea butter. Shea butter is like some crazy voo doo black magic. Moisturizing as fuck and all that. Wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, insect bites… your man got nasty shit going on, shea butter will shut it down.

Product Description

Funny Gift for Dad – Men’s Gift Set – Funny Gift for Him – Gift from Daughter – Boyfriend Gift – Husband Gift

This perfect boyfriend gift includes a .5-oz lip balm and a 1.5 oz “Man Grease” lotion bar enclosed in a classy little envelope by Badgerface Beauty Supply natural beauty products shop. You can specify your lip balm flavor below.


– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking shea butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– Approximately 1.5 oz
– Measures 2 5/8″ across
– Wrapped in green waxed tissue paper
– Preservative-free
– No fake shit

So unwrap this shit and slather your man all up. No messing with nasty, crusty fucking lotion bottles. This melts with body heat and glides right the fuck on. No streaks. No mess. No goopy fucking bullshit.


Want alla that snarky-ass Badgerface humor in your fucking order box? Want to amuse the shit out of your fuckery loving friends? Printed item descriptions are FREE WITH GIFT SETS, so hit that shit up. Just leave a note at checkout.

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Additional Information

Weight 5 oz
Dimensions 5 x 2 x 2 in
Lip Balm

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