Groomsmen Gifts. Bachelor Party Favors. Lotion Bars.

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Groomsmen Gifts. Bachelor Party Favors. Lotion Bars.

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Raise your hand if you’ve been on the receiving end of a seriously lame-ass bachelor party favor. Or a groomsmen gift. Some kinda fucking terrible personalized glass (because who wants to remember a lame fucking wedding for the rest of his life?) or else tacky sunglasses or dumb shit like that.

Jesus. Give your guys something they might actually want: the gift of excellent fucking hydration, and we’re not talking about shotgunning beers, here. We’re talking about straight-up motherfucking natural¬†shea butter and beeswax: the good shit that’s gonna shut wacky skin problems right the fuck down. Your guys care about their hands, and they should. You think their women gonna let them near their pink parts with scaly fucking hands? Uh huh. No fucking way. That’s right.

Product Description

Groomsmen Gifts – Bachelor Party Favors – Best Man Gift – Groomsmen – Groomsman Gifts – Lotion Bars – Set of Six

Set of 6 groomsmen gifts. All-natural man grease lotion bars made with beeswax, coconut oil, shea butter, and cedar and eucalyptus essential oils from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

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DETAILS
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This listing is for a set of 6 awesome-ass MAN GREASE lotion bars.

Each one is 1.5 oz.

If you want them personalized with a name, a date, and a lame-ass quote, please see below. Below where it says PERSONALIZATION. In case you’re a moron.

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PERSONALIZATION
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Please send your personalized text info in the NOTES TO SELLER section at checkout in this EXACT FORMAT. Just go right fucking ahead and copy and paste this shit:

NAME: ______’s Bachelor Party / Wedding
DATE:
QUOTE:

Done copying and pasting? Excellent. Remember, assholes, there are fucking character limits in this shit. If your name is Randolph Jonathan, that ain’t gonna fit on the label. Sorry. And also, do us all a favor and shorten that shit to Randy John. Seriously.

Name character limit: 15, plus the apostrophe-S. Spaces count as characters.

Quote character limit: 30. Spaces still fucking count as characters.

Now, light this fucking candle and get yourself on your way to a 100% non-lame hot-ass bachelor party. Or wedding. No tacky shit required.

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Packaging

Aluminum tin, Green vellum paper

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