Raise your hand if you’ve been on the receiving end of a seriously lame-ass bachelor party favor. Or a groomsmen gift. Some kinda fucking terrible personalized glass (because who wants to remember a lame fucking wedding for the rest of his life?) or else tacky sunglasses or dumb shit like that.
Jesus. Give your guys something they might actually want: the gift of excellent fucking hydration, and we’re not talking about shotgunning beers, here. We’re talking about straight-up motherfucking natural shea butter and beeswax: the good shit that’s gonna shut wacky skin problems right the fuck down. Your guys care about their hands, and they should. You think their women gonna let them near their pink parts with scaly fucking hands? Uh huh. No fucking way. That’s right.