Are your hands nasty? Crusty? Full of cracked skin and callouses and fucking permadirt? You know what I’m talking about. It’s a bad situation, let’s face it. Your bad-ass man hands can be a lot to take on all by yourself. No shame in that.
But. You think your woman gonna let you near her ladybits with hands like that? No. She fucking is not. Sorry bro.
So call in the pros: the healing fucking natural oils and butters to soften things up, and the pumice and sea salt to lift that permadirt right out. This shit moisturizes AND exfoliates. Wrap your head around that.