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– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking shea butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– Approximately 1.5 oz
– Measures about 2 5/8″ across
– Don’t get it on your junk
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– No fake shit
Please enjoy your extra-kinky sack sesh.