Stone Cold Fox Box, including Hand Scrub, Face Scrub, Lip Balm, and loofah

//Stone Cold Fox Box, including Hand Scrub, Face Scrub, Lip Balm, and loofah

Stone Cold Fox Box, including Hand Scrub, Face Scrub, Lip Balm, and loofah

$36.99

Is your man’s face nasty? Crusty? Full of plugged pores and scabby healing sunburn, with maybe a little beardruff to top things off? You know, for garnish. Yeah. He’s cute across the table, but go in for a kiss and it’s…. ew. Just ew.

Don’t fuck around with the persuasion game. Don’t mention it strategically. Don’t nag. Don’t leave a fucking washcloth where you know he can see it, thinking he’ll get the gist. He won’t. He fucking won’t. Remember, he’s a man. Men are dense. Just buy him this box of excellent fucking organic skin care and beard care products. You’ll rock his world. Guaranteed.

– 100% pure ass natural
– 4 oz face scrub in plastic jar
– 8 oz hand scrub
– .5 oz lip balm
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– Preservative-free
– No fake shit

Scrub your nasty man face. It fucking needs it.

Product Description

Stone Cold Fox Box. Gift Set for Him. Guy Gifts. Mechanic Gifts. Men’s Hand Scrub. Men’s Gift Ideas.

This beard grooming kit includes hand scrub, face scrub, AND lip balm, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

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Additional Information

Weight 24 oz
Dimensions 7 x 4 x 3 in
Packaging

DILF, Stone Cold Fox, Stud

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