Is your man’s face nasty? Crusty? Full of plugged pores and scabby healing sunburn, with maybe a little beardruff to top things off? You know, for garnish. Yeah. He’s cute across the table, but go in for a kiss and it’s…. ew. Just ew.
Don’t fuck around with the persuasion game. Don’t mention it strategically. Don’t nag. Don’t leave a fucking washcloth where you know he can see it, thinking he’ll get the gist. He won’t. He fucking won’t. Remember, he’s a man. Men are dense. Just buy him this box of excellent fucking organic skin care and beard care products. You’ll rock his world. Guaranteed.
– 100% pure ass natural
– 4 oz face scrub in plastic jar
– 8 oz hand scrub
– .5 oz lip balm
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– No fake shit
Scrub your nasty man face. It fucking needs it.