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Java Motherpucker lip balm, made with beeswax, cocoa butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, coffee seed oil, vanilla essential oil, and iron oxides (for coloring) by Badgerface Beauty Supply natural beauty products shop.
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the fucking rain, this is not for you. If you like downing mudslides with your best bitches THIS is for you. Ditch that fake crapstick shit. All you need is some coffee lip balm dope enough to go with your drink. You know it. Own it.
This lip balm has real-ass awesome cocoa butter, plus pure-ass coconut and sunflower oils and some fine French motherfucking beeswax. It must be said that this is not coffee-FLAVORED. This is coffee-scented. Coffee-smellin. Don’t expect it to taste like fucking candy.
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking cocoa butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– ½ oz aluminum tin
– 1.6” diameter
– No fake shit
Pucker up, bitches!
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