Festive as Fuck Lip Balm – Cranberry Lip Balm – Funny Lip Balm – Swear Words – Fall Gifts – Novelty Gift – Funny Stocking Stuffer – Funny Christmas
Festive as Fuck lip balm, made with beeswax, cocoa butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, cranberry powder, and ginger and cinnamon flavoring by Badgerface Beauty Supply natural beauty products shop.
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the fucking rain, this is not for you. If you like downing cosmos with your best bitches THIS is for you. Ditch that fake crapstick shit. All you need is some cranberry lip balm dope enough to go with your drink. You know it. Own it.
This lip balm has real-ass awesome cocoa butter, plus pure-ass coconut and sunflower oils and some fine French motherfucking beeswax. It must be said that this is not cranberry-FLAVORED. This is cranberry-scented. Cranberry-smellin. Don’t expect it to taste like fucking candy. This lip balm has been well-tested, but it must be said that if you have sensitive fucking lips, this might not be your jam.
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking cocoa butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– ½ oz aluminum tin
– 1.6” diameter
– No fake shit
Pucker up, bitches!
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