If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the fucking rain, this is not for you. If you like sipping on some fabulous creamy Irish coffee goodness with your best bitches THIS is for you. Ditch that fake crapstick shit. All you need is some Irish coffee lip balm dope enough to go with your drink. You know it. Own it.
This lip balm has real-ass awesome cocoa butter, plus pure-ass coconut and sunflower oils and some fine French motherfucking beeswax. It must be said that this is not coffee-FLAVORED. This is coffee-scented. Coffee-smellin. Don’t expect it to taste like fucking candy.