If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the fucking rain, this is not for you. If you like dope-ass Malibu & coke with a side of awesome, THIS is for you. Ditch that tacky fucking paper umbrella: you so classy, all you need is some glossy zesty goodness on that fabulous pout. You know it. Own it.
This natural lip balm has real-ass awesome cocoa butter, plus pure coconut and sunflower oils and some fine French motherfucking beeswax. It must be said that this is not Malibu-FLAVORED. This is Malibu-scented. Malibu-smellin. Don’t expect it to taste like fucking candy.