Malibu Rum Lip Balm. .5 oz / 14 g. Rum & Coke Lip Balm. Natural Lip Balm. Funny Lip Balm. Malibu Rum. Beeswax Lip Balm.
Malibu rum lip balm, made with beeswax, cocoa butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, cola, coconut & rum extracts, and vitamin E by Badgerface Beauty Supply natural beauty products shop.
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the fucking rain, this is not for you. If you like dope-ass Malibu & coke with a side of awesome, THIS is for you. Ditch that tacky fucking paper umbrella: you so classy, all you need is some glossy zesty goodness on that fabulous pout. You know it. Own it.
This natural lip balm has real-ass awesome cocoa butter, plus pure coconut and sunflower oils and some fine French motherfucking beeswax. It must be said that this is not Malibu-FLAVORED. This is Malibu-scented. Malibu-smellin. Don’t expect it to taste like fucking candy.
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking cocoa butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– ½ oz aluminum tin
– 1.6” diameter
– No fake shit
Pucker up, bitches!
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