If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the fucking rain, this is not for you. If you like big-ass margaritas the size of fucking sombreros, THIS is for you. Ditch that tacky fucking paper umbrella: you so classy, all you need is some glossy zesty goodness on that fabulous pout. You know it. Own it.
This natural lip balm has real-ass awesome cocoa butter, plus pure coconut and sunflower oils and some fine French motherfucking beeswax. It must be said that this is not margarita-FLAVORED. This is margarita-scented. Margarita-smellin. Don’t expect it to taste like fucking candy. And if your lips are sensitive, or if you’re allergic to fucking turmeric (hello!) obviously this might not be your jam.