Margarita Lip Balm. Natural Lip Balm.

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Margarita Lip Balm. Natural Lip Balm.


If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the fucking rain, this is not for you. If you like big-ass margaritas the size of fucking sombreros, THIS is for you. Ditch that tacky fucking paper umbrella: you so classy, all you need is some glossy zesty goodness on that fabulous pout. You know it. Own it.

This natural lip balm has real-ass awesome cocoa butter, plus pure coconut and sunflower oils and some fine French motherfucking beeswax. It must be said that this is not margarita-FLAVORED. This is margarita-scented. Margarita-smellin. Don’t expect it to taste like fucking candy. And if your lips are sensitive, or if you’re allergic to fucking turmeric (hello!) obviously this might not be your jam.

Product Description

Margarita Lip Balm. .5 oz / 14 g. Natural Lip Balm. Funny Lip Balm. Margarita Gifts. Lime Lip Balm. Beeswax Lip Balm.

Margarita lip balm, made with beeswax, cocoa butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, lime & orange essential oils, tequila extract, vitamin E, and turmeric and green oxides (for color), by Badgerface Beauty Supply natural beauty products shop.

– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking cocoa butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– ½ oz aluminum tin
– 1.6” diameter
– Preservative-free
– No fake shit

Pucker up, bitches!

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Additional Information

Weight 1 oz
Dimensions 1 x 1 x .5 in
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