Margarita Lip Balm. Natural Lip Balm.

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Margarita Lip Balm. Natural Lip Balm.

$3.89$4.69

If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the fucking rain, this is not for you. If you like big-ass margaritas the size of fucking sombreros, THIS is for you. Ditch that tacky fucking paper umbrella: you so classy, all you need is some glossy zesty goodness on that fabulous pout. You know it. Own it.

This natural lip balm has real-ass awesome cocoa butter, plus pure coconut and grapeseed oils and some fine French motherfucking beeswax. It must be said that this is not margarita-FLAVORED. This is margarita-scented. Margarita-smellin. Don’t expect it to taste like fucking candy. And if your lips are sensitive, or if you’re allergic to fucking turmeric (hello!) obviously this might not be your jam.

– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking cocoa butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– ½ oz aluminum tin
– 1.6” diameter
– Preservative-free
– No fake shit

Pucker up, bitches!

Product Description

Margarita Lip Balm. .5 oz / 14 g. Natural Lip Balm. Funny Lip Balm. Margarita Gifts. Lime Lip Balm. Beeswax Lip Balm.

Margarita lip balm, made with beeswax, cocoa butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, lime & orange essential oils, tequila extract, vitamin E, and turmeric and green oxides (for color), by Badgerface Beauty Supply natural beauty products shop.

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Weight 1 oz
Dimensions 1 x 1 x .5 in
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