If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the fucking rain, this is not for you. If you like big-ass mint juleps, light on the mint, heavy on the bourbon, THIS is for you. Ditch that tacky fucking hat, all the uppity Derby bitches are just gonna need to fucking deal. All you need is some fabulous minty motherpucker lip balm to go with your drink. You know it. Own it.
This lip balm has real-ass awesome cocoa butter, plus pure-ass coconut and grapeseed oils and some fine French motherfucking beeswax. It must be said that this is not mint-FLAVORED. This is mint-scented. Mint-smellin. Don’t expect it to taste like fucking candy.
– 100% pure-ass awesome
– Nourishing fucking cocoa butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– ½ oz aluminum tin
– 1.6” diameter
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– No fake shit
Pucker up, bitches!