Zen Motherpucker Lip Balm. Green Tea Lip Balm.

//Zen Motherpucker Lip Balm. Green Tea Lip Balm.

Zen Motherpucker Lip Balm. Green Tea Lip Balm.

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Green Tea Lip Balm – Green Tea – Honey Lip Balm – Raw Honey – Bachelorette Favor – Herbal Lip Butter

Green tea lip balm, made with beeswax, cocoa butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, natural honey flavor, green tea extract, and natural vanilla flavor by Badgerface Beauty Supply natural beauty products shop.

Product Description

Green Tea Lip Balm – Green Tea – Honey Lip Balm – Raw Honey – Bachelorette Favor – Herbal Lip Butter

Green tea lip balm, made with beeswax, cocoa butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, natural honey flavor, green tea extract, and natural vanilla flavor by Badgerface Beauty Supply natural beauty products shop.

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If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the fucking rain, this is not for you. If you like sitting back with a soothing fucking cup of bad-ass green tea, THIS is for you. Ditch that fake crapstick shit. All you need is some green tea lip balm dope enough to go with your drink. You know it. Own it.

This lip balm has real-ass awesome cocoa butter, plus pure-ass awesome coconut and sunflower oils and some fine French motherfucking beeswax. It must be said that this is not green tea-FLAVORED. This is green tea-scented. Green tea-smellin. Don’t expect it to taste like fucking candy.

– 100% pure-ass awesome
– Nourishing fucking cocoa butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– ½ oz aluminum tin
– 1.6” diameter
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– Preservative-free
– No fake shit

Pucker up, bitches!
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Additional Information

Weight 1 oz
Dimensions 1.5 x .5 x .5 in
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