Lavender Lip Balm – Posh Motherpucker Lip Balm – Herbal Lip Balm – Lavender Champagne – Natural Lip Balm
Lavender lip balm, made with beeswax, cocoa butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, natural champagne flavor, and lavender essential oil by Badgerface Beauty Supply natural beauty products shop.
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the fucking rain, this is not for you. If you like sitting back with a posh as fuck glass of bubbly, THIS is for you. Ditch that fake chapstick shit. All you need is some champagne lip balm dope enough to go with your drink. You are a posh motherpucker. You know it. Own it.
This natural lip balm has real-ass awesome cocoa butter, plus coconut and sunflower oils and some fine French motherfucking beeswax. And listen up, alright? This is all-natural. No added sugar or fake shit. Don’t expect it to taste like fucking candy.
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking cocoa butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– ½ oz aluminum tin
– 1.6” diameter
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– No fake shit
Pucker up, bitches!
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