Mango Lip Balm – Cocoa Butter Lip Balm – Fruity Lip Balm – Mango Lip Gloss – Natural Lip Balm
Mango lip balm, made with beeswax, mango butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, natural mango extract, and paprika (for color), by Badgerface Beauty Supply natural beauty products shop.
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the fucking rain, this is not for you. If you like big-ass mango daiquiris, light on the mango, heavy on the rum, THIS is for you. Ditch that tacky fucking paper umbrella: you so classy, all you need is some glossy tropical goodness on that fabulous pout. You know it. Own it.
This natural lip balm has real-ass awesome mango butter, plus pure coconut and sunflower oils and some fine French motherfucking beeswax. It’ll hit you right in the feels, at the intersection of cheap sex shop lube and elementary school fruit cocktail. It must be said that this is not mango-FLAVORED. This is mango-scented. Mango-smellin. Don’t expect it to taste like fucking candy. And if your lips are sensitive, or if you’re allergic to fucking paprika (hello!) obviously this might not be the one for you.
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking mango butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– ½ oz aluminum tin
– 1.6” diameter
– Balm may have speckled appearance due to natural coloring
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– No fake shit
Pucker up, bitches!
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