Pink Grapefruit Lip Balm – Zesty Motherpucker – Citrus Lip Balm – Pink Grapefruit – Pink Lip Balm – Bachelorette Favor
Pink grapefruit lip balm, made with beeswax, cocoa butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, pink grapefruit essential oil, and alkanet root powder (for color) by Badgerface Beauty Supply natural beauty products shop.
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the fucking rain, this is not for you. If you like sittin pretty with a salted-rim paloma (that’s a grapefruit margarita, for the uninitiated), THIS is for you. Ditch that fake crapstick shit. All you need is some pink grapefruit lip balm dope enough to go with your drink. You know it. Own it.
This natural lip balm has real-ass awesome cocoa butter, plus pure coconut and olive oils and some fine French motherfucking beeswax. The alkanet root powder (which is flavorless) gives it a little color in the tin, but this shit ain’t tinted. Got it?
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Citrus essential oils may increase likelihood of getting sunburned lips
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– Nourishing fucking cocoa butter
– ½ oz aluminum tin
– 1.6” diameter
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– No fake shit
Pucker up, bitches!
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