Fuck Me, I’m Irish Lotion Bar. St. Patrick’s Day.

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Fuck Me, I’m Irish Lotion Bar. St. Patrick’s Day.

$6.89$7.29

Start your St. Patrick’s Day off with this dope-ass lotion bar: FUCK ME I’M IRISH, because you’re not about to skate out the door to get hammered with scaly elbows, are you? ARE YOU?

Product Description

St Patrick’s Day Lotion Bar. Fuck Me I’m Irish. Kiss Me I’m Irish. Gift for Him. Fuck Me. St. Patrick’s Day. Novelty Gift. Mature.

Dope-ass lotion bar, made with beeswax, coconut oil, shea butter, and natural essential oils from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
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– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking shea butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– Approximately 1.5 oz
– Measures about 2 5/8″ across
– Don’t get it on your junk
– Preservative-free
– No fake shit

So unwrap this shit and slather yourself all up. No messing with nasty, crusty fucking lotion bottles. This melts from your body heat and glides right the fuck on. No streaks. No mess. No goopy fucking bullshit.
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Additional Information

Weight 2 oz
Dimensions 3 x 3 x 1 in
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Scent

Chai, Ginger Coconut, Java as Fuck, Lavender Eucalyptus, Peppermint Eucalyptus, Rose, Vanilla Rose Ginger

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