Got Sex? Lotion Bar. Funny Valentine’s Gift.

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Got Sex? Lotion Bar. Funny Valentine’s Gift.

$6.89$7.29

Start your Valentine’s Day off right with this dope-ass shit: GOT SEX? lotion bars perfect for that face-melting fuckfest you’ve got planned. Don’t lie. You’ve got a whole fucking arsenal of new moves to try out, and you can’t wait to see your man or woman’s face when you walk into the room and slip this little doozy into their hand.

That’s right. We get it. It’s Valentine’s Day, and you need your joint worked on. Or you need some serious porking. No judgement. This will help you right out.

Product Description

Valentine’s Day Gift for Her. Funny Valentine’s Gift. Got Sex?

Dope-ass lotion bar, made with beeswax, coconut oil, shea butter, dried black beans, and natural essential oils from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
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– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking shea butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– Approximately 1.5 oz
– Measures about 2 5/8″ across
– Don’t get it on your junk
– Preservative-free
– No fake shit

Please enjoy your extra-kinky sack sesh.
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Scent

Chai, Java, Lavender Eucalyptus, Peppermint Eucalyptus, Vanilla Rose Ginger

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