Lotion Bar Favors. Set of Six.

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Lotion Bar Favors. Set of Six.

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Raise your hand if you’ve been on the receiving end of a seriously lame-ass bachelorette party favor. Or a bridal shower favor. Some kinda fucking terrible personalized glass (because who wants to remember a lame fucking wedding for the rest of her life?) or else penis-shaped shit. Because you know what no one has enough of? Penis-shaped shit.

Jesus. Give the girls something they might actually want: the gift of smoothing their scaly asses with some straight-up fucking nourishing lotion bars. You know they fucking need it. We got ginger-coconut. We got peppermint. We got lavender-eucalyptus, we got calendula, we got plain, we got delicate fucking rose. We got scents to melt the hardest of bitches, and all our lotion bar favors are made with 100% natural essential oils. And they’re never tested on animals.

No petroleum by-products, no parabens, no fake fucking scents. All the good stuff. No fake shit.

You down with that?

Product Description

Lotion Bar Favors. Lotion Favors. All Natural. Funny Shower Favors.

This set of six lotion bar favors is made with beeswax, coconut oil, shea butter, and 100% pure-ass awesome essential oils by Badgerface Beauty Supply natural bath products shop.

 

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DETAILS
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This listing is for a set of 6 awesome-ass personalized lotion bars.

For an extra $1.00 each, you can get the lotion bar inside a tidy little tin.

Can I do different sizes? Can I do different colors? Don’t even fucking ask. Shit I can change is the name, the date, the fucking part at the bottom where it says “last fling before the ring!”

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PERSONALIZATION
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Please send your personalized text info in the NOTES TO SELLER section at checkout in this EXACT FORMAT. Just go right fucking ahead and copy and paste this shit:

NAME: ______’s Bachelorette Party
DATE:
QUOTE:

Done copying and pasting? Excellent. Remember, bitches, there are fucking character limits in this shit. If your name is Jacqueline Antoinette, that ain’t gonna fit on the label. Sorry. And also, do us all a favor and shorten that shit to Jackie Anne. Seriously.

Name character limit: 15, plus the apostrophe-S. Spaces count as characters.
Quote character limit: 30. Spaces still fucking count as characters.

Now, light this fucking candle and get yourself on your way to a 100% non-lame hot-ass bachelorette party. No penis shit required.

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Additional Information

Scent

Rosy-Ass, Peppermint, Lavender Eucalyptus, Tingly as Fuck, Kinky as Fuck, Spicy Fucking, Ginger Coconut, Java as Fuck, Man Grease

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Packaging

Aluminum tin, Green vellum paper, Pink vellum paper

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