Raise your hand if you’ve been on the receiving end of a seriously lame-ass bachelorette party favor. Or a bridal shower favor. Some kinda fucking terrible personalized glass (because who wants to remember a lame fucking wedding for the rest of her life?) or else penis-shaped shit. Because you know what no one has enough of? Penis-shaped shit.
Jesus. Give the girls something they might actually want: the gift of smoothing their scaly asses with some straight-up fucking nourishing lotion bars. You know they fucking need it. We got ginger-coconut. We got peppermint. We got lavender-eucalyptus, we got calendula, we got plain, we got delicate fucking rose. We got scents to melt the hardest of bitches, and all our lotion bar favors are made with 100% natural essential oils. And they’re never tested on animals.
No petroleum by-products, no parabens, no fake fucking scents. All the good stuff. No fake shit.
You down with that?