Lavender Lotion Bar – Lavender Lotion – Beeswax Lotion Bar – Bridesmaid Gift – Lavender Eucalyptus – Lavender Scented
Lavender lotion bar, made with beeswax, coconut oil, shea butter, and lavender and eucalyptus essential oils from Badgerface Beauty Supply natural skin care products shop.
Raise your hand if you hate dry skin. Like, seriously rough and scaly fucking skin make you feel like part reptile or some shit. Yeah. We’re with you. Solidarity against those dry fucking winter winds that suck the joy out of your life and chap your ass.
Let this lotion bar nourish the fuck out of your skin with all-natural coconut oil and shea butter. Shea butter is like some crazy voo doo black magic for your skin. It’ll solve that shit. Wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, insect bites… you got nasty shit going on, shea butter will shut it down.
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking shea butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– Approximately 1.5 oz
– Measures 2 5/8″ across
– Wrapped in green glassine paper
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– No fake shit
So unwrap this shit and slather yourself all up. No messing with nasty, crusty fucking lotion bottles. This melts from your body heat and glides right the fuck on. No streaks. No mess. No goopy fucking bullshit.
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