Peppermint Massage Bar – Tingly as Fuck Massage Bar – Peppermint Eucalyptus – Cooling Massage Bar – Couples Massage – Sensual Massage
Peppermint massage bar, made with beeswax, coconut oil, shea butter, dried black beans, peppermint and eucalyptus essential oils from Badgerface Beauty Supply all-natural skincare shop.
You know what’s about the unsexiest fucking thing? BEANS. Beans are not sexy. They are girl scout sensible. They are what you eat when you’re fucking broke. Really, we should know better than to try and sell you on a sensual massage bar made with fucking beans.
But listen up: picture this solid amazing massage bar gently melting on your partner’s skin, providing a kinky kick-off to what is sure to be a face-melting fuckfest. What says face-melting fucking more than starting with a massage? NOTHING. THAT’S RIGHT. We badgers like us some massage, and we like it done right, with 100% pure-ass natural solid massage bars.
This massage bar has peppermint and eucalyptus for a tingly, cooling effect. DON’T GET IT ON YOUR LADY-BITS. Or your junk. Or whatever equipment you’ve got under there. We cannot stress this enough: potentially JUNK-TINGLING massage bar, coming through!
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking shea butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– Approximately 1.5 oz
– Measures about 2 5/8″ across
– Don’t get it on your junk
– Wrapped in green glassine paper
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– No fake shit
Please enjoy your extra-kinky sack sesh.
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