You know what’s about the unsexiest fucking thing? BEANS. Beans are not sexy. They are girl scout sensible. They are what you eat when you’re fucking broke. Really, we should know better than to try and sell you on a sensual massage bar made with fucking beans.
But listen up: picture this solid massage bar gently melting on your partner’s skin, providing a kinky kick-off to what is sure to be a face-melting fuckfest. What says face-melting fucking more than starting with a massage? NOTHING. THAT’S RIGHT. We badgers like us some massage, and we like it done right, with 100% pure-ass natural solid massage bars.
This massage bar has vanilla, rose and ginger, to make you smell like a Tahitian whore. What could be better? Seriously. I ask you.