Warming Massage Bar – Spicy Fucking Massage Bar – Warming Massage – Massage Therapy – Muscle Rub – Natural Skin Product
Warming massage bar, made with beeswax, coconut oil, shea butter, dried black beans, ginger & cinnamon oils, and chai spices from Badgerface Beauty Supply natural skin care shop.
You know what’s about the unsexiest fucking thing? BEANS. Beans are not sexy. They are girl scout sensible. They are what you eat when you’re fucking broke. Really, we should know better than to try and sell you on a sensual massage bar made with fucking beans.
But listen up: picture this solid awesome massage bar gently melting on your partner’s skin, providing a kinky kick-off to what is sure to be a face-melting fuckfest. What says face-melting fucking more than starting with a massage? NOTHING. THAT’S RIGHT. We badgers like us some massage, and we like it done right, with 100% pure-ass natural solid massage bars.
This massage bar has cinnamon and ginger oils, plus actual ground spices for a warming effect. DON’T GET IT ON YOUR LADY-BITS. Or your junk. Or whatever equipment you’ve got under there. We cannot stress this enough: potentially JUNK-BURNING massage bar, coming through!
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking shea butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– Approximately 1.5 oz
– Measures 2 5/8″ across
– Don’t get it on your junk
– No fake shit
Please enjoy your extra-kinky sack sesh.
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