You know what blows serious chunks? Meetings. Deadlines. Fucking stress. The kind of shit that makes you frazzled as hell, coming home in straight-up survival mode like what. the. fuck. is my life turning into?
Quit that shit and dip into a deep tub fulla milk bath. It’s spicy as fuck. It’s got ground oatmeal to anti-inflammatize your shit, and baking soda to soften your fucking water. It’s got chai spices, because who doesn’t love coming out of the bath smelling like the gingerbread man’s cock tease? And the milk powder: prepare to be amazed. It’ll make your legs feel like two sticks of sweet-ass butter. Believe us. You need somma that Superfly Chai Milk Bath Soak.