Instant MILF Milk Bath Soak. New Mom Gift.

//Instant MILF Milk Bath Soak. New Mom Gift.

Instant MILF Milk Bath Soak. New Mom Gift.

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Instant MILF Milk Bath – New Mom Gift – Milk Bath Soak – Bath Milk – Carrot Seed Oil – 40th Birthday Gifts

Instant MILF milk bath soak, made with milk powder, cornstarch, baking soda, oatmeal, lavender essential oil, green tea extract, chamomile extract, and carrot seed oil from Badgerface Beauty Supply natural bath products shop.

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Instant MILF Milk Bath – New Mom Gift – Milk Bath Soak – Bath Milk – Carrot Seed Oil – 40th Birthday Gifts

Instant MILF milk bath soak, made with milk powder, cornstarch, baking soda, oatmeal, lavender essential oil, green tea extract, chamomile extract, and carrot seed oil from Badgerface Beauty Supply natural bath products shop.

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You know what blows serious chunks? Ass wrinkles. Ass wrinkles, stretch marks, cellulite. If we could make them extinct, we would, but unfortunately the power of the Badgerface only extends so far.

Quit that shit and dip into a deep tub fulla milk bath. It’s warming as fuck. It’s got ground oatmeal to anti-inflammatize your shit, and baking soda to soften your fucking water. It’s got the notoriously ass-smoothing properties of carrot seed oil and chamomile extract, plus green tea extract for antioxidants and lavender to make it smell fucking amazing. And the milk powder: prepare to be amazed. It’ll make your legs feel like two sticks of sweet-ass butter. Believe us. You need somma that Instant MILF Milk Bath Soak.

– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking milk powder and oatmeal
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– 4 oz double-wall plastic jar with silver lid
– Add 2-3 tbsp to hot bath water
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– Preservative-free
– No fake shit

Scrub a dub dub, motherfucker!
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