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Lavender milk bath, made with milk powder, cornstarch, sodium bicarbonate, oatmeal, dried sage, and lavender and sage essential oils from Badgerface Beauty Supply natural bath products shop.
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Quit that shit and dip into a deep tub fulla milk bath. It’s warming as fuck. It’s got ground oatmeal to anti-inflammatize your shit, and baking soda to soften your fucking water. It’s got lavender and sage, because who doesn’t love smelling like a fucking herb garden? And the milk powder: prepare to be amazed. It’ll make your legs feel like two sticks of sweet-ass butter. Believe us. You need somma that Simmah Down Bitch Milk Bath Soak.
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking milk powder and oatmeal
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– 4 oz double-wall plastic jar with silver lid
– Add 2-3 tbsp to hot bath water
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– No fake shit
Scrub a dub dub, motherfucker!
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